perfuckedtion:

Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off

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yourfeminist:

“In a sense, I’m the one who ruined me: I did it myself.”

— Haruki Murakami
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goldensweetcheeks:

eriknutinthispoosy:

fukkce:

fukkce:

adults are really out here throwing hands at kids over The Incredibles

Lmfaoooo

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blushdreams:

for 2019 i want to cultivate a beautiful lifestyle. i want to be the one to text first, to visit beautiful places, to take time preparing nourishing meals and to embrace each seasonal change from the daffodils and blossom, to the blue skies and warm air, to the autumnal leaves falling and to the frosty mornings and seeing your breath.

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cashmerebambi:

be extra. do it for marie antoinette.

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acharliebrownchristmas:

Human beings be like I must create something or i will kill myself

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foryourhealth:

whoooonose:

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Killed without hesitation

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addranaintominecraft2k18:

Vampire hunter: DONT GO IN THAT CASTLE THE LADY WHO LIVES THERE IS A VAMPJRE

lesbians:

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ladyjpotts:

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the-mad-prince-of-denmark:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

talisguy:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

andsomeampersands:

the-mad-prince-of-denmark:

Fun Fact Time:

Oscar Wilde had a lesbian niece

Yea

YEA

Her name was Dolly Wilde. She was the daughter of Oscar Wilde’s older brother, and was born about 3 months after he died. She worked as an ambulance driver during WW1 and spent most of her free time banging rich ladies. And guys. GUYS.

SHE

LOOKS

JUST LIKE

HER UNCLE

They both have That Face.

I’m so, so happy I know this now.

I would like everyone to know that she went around telling everyone that she was her uncle reincarnated. OK have a good day.

A M A Z I N G

Oh my God, Oscar Wilde and family had Resting Bitch Face.

:D

Resting Wilde Face

That “I’m a gay, Irish socialist in the Victorian era” face.

“Fuck everything about this world”

Side note: it wasn’t just the face. People who knew both Dolly and Oscar Wilde said that they sounded very similar and carried themselves in the same manor.

Both were pretty avid smokers. They both appreciated decadence. They both had very similar lovers.

Also, because history is insane, Dolly Wilde once hit on Zelda Fitzgerald, writer and wife of F. Scott Fitzgerald.

Dolly once said of herself, “I am more like Oscar than Oscar.” And honestly yea, I get why.

Oscar Wilde wasn’t done gaying up the place and came back as Dolly to gay up the ladies as well.

Victorian people: Oscar you must like ladies instead of men

Oscar: *Dies and comes back as Dolly flirting with all the ladies*

Victorian people: Wait no 

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arianagrandgay:

no offense but squidward saying “nobody cares about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification” is more woke than anything wendy’s twitter or any liberal has ever said

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enchainrain:

You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

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